Our rally cry for the past few years has been:

Together we can

STOP

the evil spread of

LITE BEER

But lately, it's come to our attention that our focus has been wrong all along. So today, we're offering you the chance to get in on the ground floor of a revolution in brewing and t-shirt manufacturing.

For only $19.99 (plus S&H), we'll send you the finest quality, hand written letter "M" on a supremely manufactured duct tape backing. This "M" can be applied to your current Half Pints t-shirt and sported with pride at all future family gatherings, beer festivals, and outdoor patios.

No longer will you need to bear the shame of being a victim of the latest fad beer (red, hemp, maple, low carb, etc.). By making this statement you can warn the world, so future generations can be safe from the drivel foisted upon them. Call now and we'll include a second "M" for half price. But call quickly as supplies are limited and will run out when our 1000 foot roll of duct tape gives out.

Because together we can stop the evil spread of lime beer.